It's an independent film I'm making, a short based on a feature script about a young girl named Foxfur. You are mentioned quite prominently in it and are even in a few scenes. I would love to send you the script or more detailed info. The climax deals with PHOBOS and Mt SHASTA. It treats all the material in an honest, serious (and hopefully) intelligent way. It would mean a lot to have you in it. My films are fairly well known in indie circles and a few in general release (Reflections of Evil, etc) so this is a serious inquiry. I guarantee you it would not only be a fun project but would portray you in a good light. And it would be your debut as an actor.
James Concannon very swiftly came up with a spoof screenplay for Foxfur, which deserves a longer shelf life than FB provides, especially with Hoagland himself on the prowl with his DELETE button. So I reprint it with permission, and with extra formatting that FB doesn't allow.
LOW ANGLE on RCH, looking confident
STS-125 will be canceled.
CUT to B-ROLL: STS-125 launch
Ares 1-X will never reach the launch pad.
WHIP PAN TO B-ROLL: Ares 1-X on the pad 2 days later
NASA will never resolve the ECO sensor problem using conventional engineering.
CUT to Lockheed engineer installing new (conventional) pass-through connector. Engineer grins and gives a thumbs-up.
STS-133 will be powered by hyperdimensional torsion fields.
FX WIPE TO B-ROLL: STS-133 launch using ordinary rocket fuels
By the way, Hoagland accepted. Well, provisionally. He said he'd read the script on his way to the Amsterdam "Secret Space Program" conf. (eyeroll)
Update: Yep, it's deleted.